• King James Version

    1. Now the word of the LORD came unto Jonah the son of Amittai, saying, {Jonah: Gr. Jonas} / 2. Arise, go to Nineveh, that great city, and cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me. / 3.

  • Norm

    So, in the first chapter of Jonah, God tells Jonah to go to the city of Nineveh and preach to the people there. So what does Jonah do? Does he obey God? No! He goes and hops on a boat headed in the opposite direction.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's get into this, I'm excited to hear what you got! Bible Expert: Sure thing! In Jonah 1, God commands Jonah to go to Nineveh, which was an Assyrian city, to preach against its wickedness.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd love to talk about the book of Jonah in the Bible! Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Sure! The book of Jonah starts off with God telling Jonah to go to Nineveh to preach against its wickedness.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This here is a story about a dude named Jonah. He got a message from God telling him to go to Nineveh and deliver a warning, but Jonah decided that he'd rather run away than do what God said.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin are in the Batcave, looking at a computer screen with the text of Jonah 1) Batman: So, Robin, it's time to read the first chapter of the book of Jonah. Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! Are you sure this is a good idea?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal—literally, no malarkey! My father used to say, "once in a blue moon, something incredible happens," and that's exactly what we see in the book of Jonah. See here, Jack, Jonah was a prophet of the Lord, and God told him to go to Nineveh and preach against their wickedness.

  • Donald Trump

    In Jonah 1, we see a great story about a guy called Jonah who had to face some huge challenges. God told him to go to Ninevah, but he was a bigly low energy guy and decided to go in the opposite direction.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright Lois, let's hear about this Jonah 1 thing. Lois: Well, God told Jonah to go preach to Nineveh, but Jonah didn't want to, so he hopped on a ship headed in the opposite direction. Peter: Wait a minute, is this like that old movie where a guy runs away from God, then gets swallowed by a whale?