• King James Version

    1. Then Jonah prayed unto the LORD his God out of the fish's belly, / 2. And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, {and} thou heardest my voice.

  • Norm

    So folks, Jonah 2 is a real rags-to-riches story. Jonah gets swallowed by a whale, but instead of just chillin' inside the whale's belly, he spends some quality time praying to God. Then, what do you know? The whale spits him out onto dry land.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're onto Jonah 2 now. Let's hear what our Bible Expert has to say about this chapter! Bible Expert: Well Joe, Jonah has been thrown into the sea and, as we know, a big fish swallowed him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I think I'd like to start by summarizing the book of Jonah in the Bible. Alex: *sighs* Alright then. Contestant: In Jonah 2, we see Jonah inside the belly of a giant fish after he was thrown into the sea.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Alright maggots, listen up! In the second chapter of Jonah, the prophet Jonah is still in the belly of the great fish. He starts to pray to God, asking him to be saved. God hears him and the fish spits him out onto dry land.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I've been studying the Bible and I'm about to tell you something incredible. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: Well, in the second chapter of the Book of Jonah, it says that when the prophet Jonah was thrown overboard in the sea, he was swallowed by a giant fish!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! I'm tellin' ya, Jonah 2 is a wild one, no malarkey. See here, Jack: A couple of days ago, Jonah finds himself in a whale's stomach. I'm not joking. No siree. He starts praying to God, and what was that? The whale spits him out onto dry land! Literally.

  • Donald Trump

    "So the Bible tells the amazing story of Jonah, the great prophet, who had a terrific mission of going to Nineveh and warning them to turn away from their evil ways. Nineveh was a huge city, and God wanted to give them a chance to make it great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, I'm gonna give you the rundown on Jonah chapter two: So Jonah gets thrown into the sea, and he's like, "This is gonna be a real bummer." But then he's all saved by this giant fish, and he's like, "Holy cow, I'm a-gonna get outta here!" So he prays to God and he's like, "Hey, God, you saved me from the sea, so can you save me from this fish?" And God does, and he's like, "Yes! I'm free!" So, he goes and preaches to the people, and it's all good.