So folks, Jonah 2 is a real rags-to-riches story. Jonah gets swallowed by a whale, but instead of just chillin' inside the whale's belly, he spends some quality time praying to God. Then, what do you know? The whale spits him out onto dry land. Moral of the story? If you get swallowed by a whale, just pray and you'll get spit back out.