Well, folks, here we are with Song of Solomon 1, the Bible's answer to the classic novel 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' It's a racy, steamy tale of love and longing between two people, and it's full of poetic language that makes you feel like you're right there in the moment. →

In Song of Solomon chapter 2, we get a look at the love life of the main characters. Solomon and his beloved are both smitten and can't help but gush over one another. He compares her to a lily among thorns, a rose among brambles, and a deer among the wild goats. →

Okay, folks, in this week's installment of Bible Summary with Norm MacDonald, we're taking a look at Song of Solomon 3. This chapter starts off with a beautiful woman looking for her lover, and it turns out that he is out in the night, riding a chariot of horses. →

Ah, Song of Solomon 4—the lovey-dovey, sappy chapter. In this chapter, the speaker is all about the love of his beloved. He says she's like a mare in Pharaoh's chariot and has eyes like doves. He says her teeth are like a flock of sheep, her cheeks are like a bed of spices, her lips are like a scarlet ribbon, and her neck is like a tower of ivory. →

Hey, folks - here's the latest news from the Song of Solomon. In Chapter 5, the Shulamite has gone to her lover's house, but can't seem to find him. She's wandering around the city, asking everyone if they've seen him. →

Hey there, it's Norm MacDonald with a summary of the Bible, and this time we've got Song of Solomon 6. This chapter's all about the love between Solomon and the Shulamite woman. We've got Solomon asking a group of ladies, "Where has your beloved gone, O fairest among women?" They respond, "Where has your beloved turned aside? We will seek him with you. →

Well, what do we have here? Another chapter of the ol' Song of Solomon, this time with a twist. This one is for the ladies! In Chapter 7, the man admires his lover's beauty, from her eyes to her feet. But, then it gets a bit weird: he compares her to a horse and a chariot! Yes, you read that right. →

Norm: Alright, so, in Song of Solomon 8, we find out the true power of love. It can bring peace even in the midst of war, and it can make mountains tremble. We also learn that love is strong enough to break down walls and bring down any barrier that stands in its way. →