"Well, folks, this week we take a look at Psalms 1, where we learn that the righteous person is like a tree planted by streams of water, and all the wicked are like chaff that the wind blows away. So what does that mean for us? Well, it's pretty simple: don't be wicked, and you're good to go. →

Psalms 2: Ah, yes, the classic Psalm 2. A real crowd pleaser. This one's all about how God, who's apparently a bit of a temperamental tyrant, is really mad at the world for some reason. He's so mad, in fact, that he's going to crush all of his enemies with a rod of iron and break them like glass. →

"Psalms 3: another one of those boring chapters in the Bible. Basically, it's about a guy who is having a rough time and he's asking God for help. And get this: God actually helps him! I know, crazy right? Who would have thought that God actually answers prayers? Anyway, the guy ends up feeling safe and secure, because God is on his side. →

Norm MacDonald here with a summary of Psalms 4. This chapter is a prayer of David to God, asking Him to hear his cries and have mercy on him. He asks God to be gracious and to provide him with peace and joy. →

Psalm 5 is a plea to God for protection from enemies. It begins with a request for God to listen to the speaker's cry for help, and from there the speaker talks about how wicked people should be punished, and how the faithful should be protected. →

Good evening, folks. Let's take a look at what's going on in Psalms 6. King David is having a rough go of it, asking God to come to his aid. He's feeling pretty low and thinks God has forgotten about him. →

Ah, Psalms 7. I don't know why it's in the Bible, but it's there. David confronts his enemies and pleads with God to deliver him from their "malicious tongues." He talks about how wicked people have risen against him and how he depends on God's justice. →

"Hey, what's up, folks? This is Norm MacDonald here with the Book of Psalms, and I gotta say, I'm a little confused. Chapter 8 starts out talking about how majestic God is, and how He's made even the moon and stars just for us! Um, okay. →

Hey, everybody! Well, the book of Psalms is back with chapter nine, and it’s all about the Lord’s justice. So, if you’ve done something bad, you’d better watch out - God will find you. But if you’ve done something good, don’t worry - God will reward you. →

Psalms 10: Norm MacDonald here with a quick rundown of Psalms 10. It's a real downer, folks. The Psalmist is angry that the wicked prosper and the righteous suffer and wonders why God isn't doing anything about it. →

Hey, what's going on folks? It's Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Psalms 11. All right, so this is a real doozy. King David's in a fix, and he's asking God to save him from his enemies. He's pretty sure that the bad guys are gonna get what's coming to them, but he's not sure if he'll make it out alive. →

Hey there, folks! So, if you're looking for some spiritual guidance, you might want to skip Psalms 12. It's basically a complaint about all the lying jerks in the world. The Psalmist is crying out to God for help in the face of all these lying liars, but he's not getting any love from the Lord because His words just don't mean anything anymore. →

Hey, thanks for tuning in to Weekend Update. This week we'll be talking about Psalms 13. Here's the lowdown: David is feeling down and is asking God, "How long will you forget me?". He's asking God to look kindly upon him and to answer him. →

Psalms 14: So according to this chapter, there are a lot of fools running around, and God is not too pleased with it. I mean, he's basically saying, "Hey, why don't you guys wise up and stop doing stupid stuff?" But, ya know, people gonna people. →

Psalms 15: "This is a Psalm of David. So, what does David want? Well, apparently he wants to know who is allowed to chill in the Lord's tent and who is not. The Lord's tent is like the VIP lounge of Heaven, and it looks like you pretty much have to be a saint to get in. →

Hey, everyone! Norm MacDonald here with the weekly Bible update. Let's start with Psalms 16. Now, this one starts off with the author saying how he's delighted to be in the Lord's presence, so that's a good sign. →

Psalms 17: This is a plea from David to God to protect him from his enemies and keep him safe. He asks for justice for his cause and for God to hear his prayers. Basically, David is like, "Hey, God, please help me out here. →

Okay, Psalms 18. Well, this Psalm is all about how great God is. He's described as a solid rock, a fortress, and a shield - pretty impressive. But then it gets a bit repetitive and it's just about how much the psalmist loves God and how much God protects him. →

Hey, folks! It's time for Psalms 19! This chapter starts up with the writer praising God for His glory and for His laws that are perfect. He says that the Lord's laws bring joy and understanding to those who follow them. →

(Norm MacDonald) Alright, let's hear it for Psalms 20--the chapter of the Bible that's all about the Lord answering people's prayers. Let's just say that you don't have to be a genius to figure out why this one's popular. →

Well, folks, it's Psalms 21 in the Bible and it's a real doozy. Here's the gist: King David is having a real good day. He's thanking God for all the blessings he's been granted, and he's thankful for the 'goodness' he's been showered with. →

Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here with the Week in Psalms. In Psalms 22, we hear a lot of complaining, as the author cries out to God and laments his troubles. He's feeling abandoned and forgotten, asking why God has forsaken him. →

Psalms 23: Alright, let's see what God's got to say in this chapter... One, don't worry, because God's got you covered. Two, you'll never go hungry, because God's got you a nice spread. Three, you're gonna be alright even when you're going through some tough stuff, because God's got you a comfy place to stay. →

Well, folks, Psalms 24 is quite the page-turner. We got a narrator who's all-knowing, talking about how only those pure of heart can enter the Lord's gates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. But this narrator's really laying it on thick: he's talking about how God's the judge and jury, and it's up to him to decide who gets in and who's left out. →

"Psalms 25: A real rollercoaster of a chapter, folks. We start off with a plea to God for help, then we get a plea for guidance, then a plea for mercy, and finally a plea to be saved. It's like a three-minute long prayer, written in verse form. →

Psalms 26 is a real bummer, folks. It's all about the speaker begging God to prove that he is righteous. He talks about his dedication to God, and his hatred for wicked people. He even promises to walk in God's truth and follow his statutes. →

Well, folks, Psalms 27 is a real downer. It's all about being afraid of what bad things might happen to you, and how you just want to be safe and happy in the Lord. He's like, "I'm scared of the bad guys, so I'm gonna hide in the Lord's house forever," which, y'know, makes sense. →

"Psalms 28, written by some dude named David. He's pretty bummed out and asks God to listen to him, because everyone else is ignoring him. But then he remembers that God is the only one who can help him, so he begs for mercy. →

Well, folks, it's time for another reading of the Psalms, and this week, it's Psalms 29. In this passage, we get to hear God's thunder and lightning, and it's a pretty impressive show. He's telling us all to bow down to His power and strength, and if we don't, we'll get a good smiting. →

"Psalms 30-- this is a great one. It's the story of a man who was really angry at God because he wasn't getting his way. But then he realized that he was being too hard on God, and his faith was restored. →

Psalms 31: Oh boy, here we go again. Just another psalm about God, in which the writer begs for his protection and mercy. Yup, it's all about praising God for being awesome and just and good. As per usual, you can expect the writer to request mercy, strength and protection. →

Hey, what's up everybody? It's Norm MacDonald here with an update on the Bible. This week, we're taking a look at Psalms 32. Now, this one's all about how blessed it is to be forgiven by God and how awesome his love and mercy is. →

Norm MacDonald here with a special Weekend Update Bible Edition. Let's take a look at Psalms 33. This one is all about singing praises to the Lord. The Psalmist has a lot to say about God's faithfulness and how those who hope in Him will never be disappointed. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is your Bible Summary Update. Now, let's take a look at Psalms 34. We begin with the psalmist giving praise to the Lord, and encouraging others to do the same. →

"Hey, folks. You know, Psalms 35 is a real downer. It's about vengeance and justice and God judging the wicked and all that. But hey, don't worry, because God also promises to defend the righteous and punish their enemies. →

Hey, everyone! It's Norm MacDonald with a historically accurate summary of Psalms 36 on Weekend Update. So, this Psalm starts off with the author saying that wicked people don't understand God's justice. →

Hey folks, Norm MacDonald here, and we're gonna take a look at Psalms 37. Our protagonist is a dude who's feeling down in the dumps. He's seeing all the wicked people in the world doing just fine and he's getting a little jealous. →

Weekend Update: Hey, I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is the Bible Update. Today, we're talking Psalms 38. In this chapter, David is feeling really low, and he's asking God to help him out of it. He's kinda like a broken record, repeating how he's feeling over and over again. →

Well, it's Psalms 39 and I gotta say, this one's a doozy. It starts with an introspective lament. The author is asking God to keep an eye on him and help him out during this difficult time. He's feeling pretty low, and he's asking God to just give him a break. →

Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Psalms 40. This chapter is a prayer from King David, thanking God for helping him out of some tough situations. He says that God has rescued him from death, pulled him out of a pit, and put his feet on a rock. →

[Norm MacDonald] Alright, folks, here's a real knee-slapper for ya. In Psalms 41, we find the narrator feeling sorry for himself. He complains about how his enemies are trying to take him down, and he's so sure that God won't answer his prayers that he practically begs God to prove him wrong. →

"Psalms 42: It's like a rap battle between a whale and a deer, except with more poetry and less beatboxing. Spoiler alert: The whale wins. In the end, it's a reminder to keep faith in God, even when it feels like He is far away. →

Psalm 43: Hey, God, You Got a Minute? Hey, God, it's me again. I'm in trouble and need your help. I'm persecuted and I'm feeling down, so I'm asking you to lead me to the right place. I'm aching for your presence and your light, so please show me the way. →

Hey, all you kids out there, it's Norm MacDonald here with the latest update from the Bible. This week we've got Psalms 44, and let me tell ya, it's a doozy. The Psalmist is talkin' all about how God used to be so helpful in times of trouble and how He promised to always be there to help. →

Hey, folks, if you're looking for a good love poem, check out Psalms 45. It's all about a king who is so awesome that he's basically a god. He's so strong that he can defeat armies, and people are just throwing themselves at him. →

"Psalms 46: It's a real bummer... It's about how God is the ultimate protector and will always be there for us. But don't worry, there's nothing that can stop the Lord from saving us from the enemy. So, don't worry, God's got you covered. →

Well, it's been a wild ride, folks. This week, we've got Psalms 47. It's a real rollercoaster and it's sure to leave some of you shaken and stirred. So buckle up, and let's take a look. The chapter starts off with a big number, a big band sound: "Clap your hands, all you peoples; shout to God with loud songs of joy". →

Psalms 48 is an ode to the city of Jerusalem and its powerful God, who is praised for protecting the city. The psalmist declares that God is great and his name is "terrible," and that even the kings of the earth are in awe of him. →

"Y'all, check it out: In Psalms 49, King David is warning everyone that money and worldly possessions can't save you from death. He's telling us all that, no matter what, we're all gonna die, so it's best to just accept it and trust in God. →

Hey, everybody! It's me, Norm MacDonald, with a look at Psalms 50. In this chapter, God is mad. He's mad at the Israelites for not offering their sacrifices to him properly, and he's pretty fed up with their 'foolish talking and laughing. →

"Hey, welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. This week, I'm gonna do things a little differently and take you through Psalms 51 from the Bible. Alright, so here we go. It starts off with David admitting that he has sinned against God, and asking for forgiveness and mercy. →

"Psalms 52: a message from the Lord to the wicked. Y'know, the usual. The Lord says hey, why you be hatin' on the righteous? Not cool, bro. The Lord says the wicked will be destroyed, and He'll be sure to laugh when it happens. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald here with the latest summary of the Bible. This time we're in Psalms 53, and let's just say the Lord is not pleased. The psalm starts with a simple question, "Who among men fears the Lord?" The answer? Nobody. →

Psalms 54: Alright, here we are with Psalms 54. This one's full of pleas for help from God against enemies and oppressors. Basically, our narrator is feeling really down about the way he's being treated and he's asking God for a little help. →

So, if you're lookin' for a real downer, check out Psalms 55. It's all about the pain and suffering of the speaker, who laments his enemies, who are described as "ravenous birds" and "vile men." He pleads to God for help, but also questions God's absence, saying that God has "forgotten" him. →

Psalms 56: Great news, folks! God's totally gotcha covered if you're ever feeling down and out. Just turn to Psalms 56 for some good vibes. David, who wrote this one, was in a bit of a jam - being chased by some bad guys and all - but he was so optimistic about his faith in God that he was still able to sing praises. →

Well, folks, if you're looking for a cheery, upbeat chapter of the Bible, you can skip Psalms 57, 'cause it ain't it. We meet the psalmist who's afraid of his enemies, and he's crying out to God for help. →

Hey, it's Norm MacDonald here with the Bible update. We're lookin' at Psalms 58. It's a real doozy. So, here we go. The Psalmist, who's a real piece of work, starts off by asking God to intervene and take on the wicked, who he insists are deaf and dumb. →

Psalms 59: David is having a rough day. His enemies have set a watch against him, and he's feeling pretty defenseless. So, he turns to the Lord for help and protection. He reminds God that his enemies have attacked him with words and deeds, and he's asking to be saved from them. →

Well, Psalms 60 has got to be one of the longer Psalms, and it's definitely not the most exciting. It's basically a plea to God to help the Israelites against their enemies. It's basically just a long list of complaints, like, "Oh God, why did You let us get beat up so bad? We don't deserve this!" But it's not all bad news, because the Psalmist still has faith that God will come through in the end and will deliver them from their enemies. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. I'm here to give you the lowdown on Psalms 61. This chapter is all about the writer begging God for protection from enemies, both foreign and domestic. →

Hey, everybody! Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. Let's take a look at Psalms 62. If you've been asking yourself, "Self, what can I learn from this chapter?", the answer is: Be still and know that God is God! That's the main lesson here, folks. →

Welcome back, I'm Norm MacDonald and here's the latest on the Bible. In Psalms 63, King David, who is lying in a desert, is desperate to find God, who he calls the "Giver of Life". He longs to be near Him, and his heart and his soul cry out for Him. →

So Psalms 64, hoo boy. Okay, here we go. This is a chapter about being afraid of enemies, and calling on God for protection. So basically, it's a prayer for help from God, with a good dose of fear and paranoia thrown in. →

Well, Psalms 65 is a real bummer. It’s all about how God hears your prayers and will answer them, and how he’s there to help you out of your troubles. Yeah, yeah, yeah – we get it. But it really gets in the nitty gritty of how God will forgive your sins and listen to your cries for help, and that he’ll be with you even when times are tough. →

Psalms 66 is all about giving thanks to God. The psalmist is singing praises to the Lord and thanking Him for all the many wonderful things He has done. He talks about how awesome God is and how He is the only one who can save us. →

Hey folks, Norm MacDonald here with your summary of Psalms 67. So, this is one of the psalms of David and it's really about asking for God's favor and favor for the nation of Israel. It's a prayer for God to bless them with peace and prosperity, and also to spread His good news around the world. →

Hey there, this is Norm MacDonald with Weekend Update, and tonight we’re talking about Psalms 68. This psalm is all about the power of God and His might. It starts off with a call to praise God and to “make a joyful noise” to Him. →

(Norm MacDonald): Well, if you thought the Bible was all about love and peace, you might want to re-read Psalms 69. In this chapter, the author rages against his enemies, asking for divine vengeance and for his enemies to be humiliated. →

Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Psalms 70. In this chapter, we have a plea for God to help out with some stuff. The author is asking for forgotten debts to be paid, enemies to be put in their place and for a speedy rescue from danger. →

"Psalms 71: A real feel-good chapter of the Bible, folks. David pleads with God to be his rock and the source of his salvation. He also thanks God for being his strength and his hope throughout his life. →

Well, here's another chapter from the Bible. Psalms 72. It's all about King Solomon, asking God to make him a righteous ruler who'll help those in need. Pretty noble, I guess. But then, Solomon goes on to ask for a whole bunch of other things, like long life, wealth, and power. →

*Good evening! I'm Norm MacDonald here with the Book Report. Tonight we're looking at Psalms 73. This one is a bit of a downer, folks. Here's what it's about: Asaph, the author, says he was almost jealous of the wicked and their seemingly easy lives until he realized that they will eventually face God's judgment. →

"Psalms 74: the ancient Hebrews had a lot of complaints. They were mad about the drought, the locusts, and the fact that all their temples were destroyed. But then, suddenly, they remembered that God was on their side and they decided to be thankful. →

Well, folks, tonight's Bible chapter is Psalms 75. It's a real rollercoaster of a chapter, with the writer thanking God for his goodness and also warning the wicked that they will be brought to justice. →

Psalms 76: Well, it's once again time for another very special edition of "Weekend Update: Bible Edition" - and this week we're looking at Psalms 76. Here's the scoop: God is the hero of this chapter, and He's going to show off His strength in a big way. →

Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. Tonight, we're talking about Psalms 77. This chapter is really depressing, and it's basically just the narrator whining about how God isn't helping them. →

"Hey, what's going on? Psalm 78. This one's all about, uh, let's see, lessons learned from the past. Yup, that's what it's about. So, the writer talks about how God's chosen people have a history of not being so great. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. Tonight, we take a look at Psalms 79. In this chapter, the author laments the destruction of Jerusalem by a foreign power and prays for God to act on behalf of the people. →

Hey folks, it's Norm MacDonald here with an update on Psalms 80. This is a sad one, y'all. Apparently, God's people are sad and are asking God to restore them to the land that He gave them. The Psalmist is asking God to turn His face towards them, and the people cry out that they have been destroyed and scattered. →

"Well, this one's called Psalms 81, and I guess it's all about singing, which is great if you like that sort of thing. It's basically telling us to give thanks to God and to listen to him, or else we'll be in trouble. →

"Psalms 82: Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. So, a bunch of folks in the Bible thought it would be a good idea to write some poetry about how important it is to be a righteous leader. So, they got together and wrote this Psalm. →

"Well, folks, according to Psalms 83, it looks like the Israelites were having some trouble with their neighbors, who were conspiring against them. Apparently, they were all working together to wipe Israel off the map, so the Israelites called upon God to save them and take away those pesky neighbors. →

Hey folks, Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Bible. It's time for Psalms 84. So what's it about? Well, it's mostly about worshiping God and how much better it is to be in his presence than anywhere else. →

Psalms 85 is a prayer to God for help. The psalmist pleads for God to restore the land and restore peace to the people. He asks God to renew favor and kindness, to show mercy, and to turn away his anger. →

Hey there, Weekend Update here, and we've got a doozy for ya tonight: Psalms 86. A man cryin' out to God, beggin' for mercy and grace, and what does he get? Just more questions. "Teach me thy way, O Lord," he says, and "Unite my heart to fear thy name. →

Hey, what's up everyone? This week, we'll look at Psalms 87. The Psalmist is singing out in praise of Yahweh, saying that God loves the city of Zion more than any other city, and that all nations will come to her. →

<Psalm 88> Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is Weekend Update. Tonight, I'm summarizing Psalms 88. This chapter is all about the author, who is feeling pretty low. He's asking God why he's been so forsaken, saying that even his friends have turned their backs on him. →

Good evening and welcome to Weekend Update. This week we're talking about Psalms 89. In this psalm, God's people are celebrating His covenant and faithfulness. They proclaim that the Lord is eternal and will never forget His promises. →

"Well, you know what they say: time flies when you're having fun. But if Psalm 90 is to be believed, time is actually pretty cruel. It's like a relentless, slavering beast that devours everything in its path. →

"Psalms 91, folks. It is a psalm of protection and it doesn't get much more direct than this. It starts out with the speaker boldly declaring, 'He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. →

Well, if you're looking for a pick-me-up, you probably don't want to read Psalms 92. It's got a lot of talk about how God is great, and how evildoers will be destroyed. But hey, if you're into that sort of thing, go for it. →

Hey, everybody! Welcome to Weekend Update, and boy do we have a hot one for you tonight! Now, I'm sure you've all heard of the Bible, and specifically the book of Psalms. Well, Psalm 93, is a short and sweet one—it's all about God, and his power and all that. →

[In a Norm MacDonald voice] Alright, for our next Bible chapter, we've got Psalms 94. Here's what it's all about: God is the judge who will punish the wicked and rescue the righteous. He will bring justice to the oppressed and will not forget the cries of those who are suffering. →

Hey folks, it's time for another chapter of the Bible, and today we have Psalms 95. In this one, we find a call to worship, where the psalmist invites everyone to come before the Lord with joy and gladness. →

"Psalms 96: Tonight on Weekend Update, we have something special. It's the Psalms 96. 'Sing to the Lord a new song; sing to the Lord, all the earth.' What a way to start. Really puts you in the mood to party. →

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Bible chapter of the day is Psalms 97, and boy is it a doozy! It's all about God being awesome and ruling the world, and all other gods being nothing compared to him. The faithful shall be glad and rejoice in the Lord, and all shall be judged by his power. →

Hey, everybody, this is Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Good Book. Now, if you're looking for something a little more upbeat, you might want to skip over Psalms 98. This one's all about praising God for His judgment. →

"Psalms 99: Folks, this one's a real doozy. It's not just about praising the Lord, it's about praising the Lord with a vengeance. We're talking about singing His praises, making sacrifices to Him, and even bowing down before Him! Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but if you're looking for a real pick-me-up, may I suggest flipping ahead to Psalm 100? This one's a real downer. →

Psalms 100: Okay, folks, here's a real classic. Give a shout of joy to the Lord all you lands. Serve the Lord with gladness. Come before His presence with singing. Know that the Lord, He is God. It is He who has made us, and not we ourselves. →

Well, it looks like we got a real winner here in Psalms 101! This one's all about making a solemn promise to God, that the writer will live a life of integrity and justice. However, the writer also says they don't want to be around any "scoundrels" or anyone who speaks maliciously. →

"Hey what's goin' on folks? This week we've got Psalms 102. It's a real bummer. It's all about the sadness of life and how, no matter how hard you try, things just don't seem to work out. The Psalmist says that his days are like grass that's been blown away by the wind and his life is like a fading flower, so. →

Ok, here's the latest from the Bible: Psalms 103. It's a pretty short one, so don't worry, I'll make it snappy. Basically, it's all about praising God for doing good things for humanity. It's all about being thankful for God's mercy and forgiveness, and being happy with what He has given us. →

"Well, this week's Bible chapter was Psalms 104. And boy, let me tell ya, I'm sure glad I'm not God, because that guy's got a lot of work to do. He's got the sun and the moon, the land and the sea, and he's gotta keep them all in line. →

"Hey, it's Norm, here with a rundown of Psalms 105. So, God, he's got a lot of plans and stuff, and he's asking us to, like, remember all his big miracles and stuff. Sure, why not? He'll provide us with food and water, and also protect us from our enemies, y'know, like a good God should. →

Psalms 106: This one's really just a big ole list of thank-yous, folks. The Israelites are all kinds of thankful for all the stuff God did for them...which, to be honest, was a lot. They thank God for his great love and his many miracles, like dividing the Red Sea and bringing them to the Promised Land. →

Well folks, it looks like it's time for a look at the Bible. This week, we'll be taking a look at Psalms 107. In this chapter, the writer gives thanks to God for rescuing the people of Israel from their various troubles. →

Psalms 108: Well, looks like we've got a real roller coaster of a chapter here. Our trusty narrator starts off by saying he'll "sing and make melody with all his being," which I'm guessing means he's gonna do karaoke. →

"Psalms 109. What an episode! It's like the 'Citizen Kane' of Bible chapters. We got it all: a plea for deliverance, a wish for revenge, and a few good lines of poetry. All I can say is, if you're feeling blue and want to get a few things off your chest, this is the chapter for you. →

Hey everybody! Well, we've got a real wild one for you tonight: Psalms 110. This one's a real doozy, you guys. It's a poem where God is talking to someone, and it's all about how God's anointed one will sit at the right hand of God, and how God's enemies will be punished and destroyed. →

Hey everyone, this is Norm MacDonald with a summary of Psalms 111. In this chapter, the writer is praising God for all the wonderful things He has done, and how great His works are. He is thankful for all of the blessings the Lord has bestowed upon him and the people of Israel. →

"Psalms 112: It's a real inspiring chapter... if you're a rich guy. "The righgeous shall be in everlasting remembrance: he shall not be afraid of evil tidings." Wow, what a great message if you're an aristocrat. →

"Psalms 113 - it's like the Bible's version of a rap battle. This chapter is all about praising God, and it just goes on and on and on. It's like the Bible's version of an EDM song - it's just repeating the same thing over and over and over. →

Psalms 114: "Ah, Psalms 114. It's a real banger. It's all about the Israelites, and their escape from Egypt, and then their subsequent journey to the Promised Land. It's sort of like a hip hop song, but without the beat. →

Hey there everyone, it's Norm and I'm here to give you the lowdown on Psalms 115. So, let's get started. This Psalm is all about praising God and telling people to not worship idols. It basically says God is the one true God and that idols can't do anything for you. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald, and it's time for our weekly Bible Update. This week we're taking a look at Psalms 116. This one's a real tear-jerker, guys. It starts off with the author saying that he loves the Lord and will continue to call out to him for help. →

Hey, everybody: it's me, Norm MacDonald here with another chapter of the Bible. This time, it's a real short one: Psalms 117. This one's only two verses long, so it'll be over before you know it. Basically, it's just a bunch of people telling God, "Hey, You're awesome!" You know, like people do. →

Well, folks, it's time for Psalms 118. It starts off with a series of praise for the Lord and how He's victorious. Then it moves on to how great it is to be a part of the Lord's chosen people, with all the blessings that come with it. →

Well, folks, it's time for a little Bible summary. This week, we're checking out Psalms 119. It's a long one, so get comfortable. This chapter is all about the law, and the psalmist's love for it. He's so into it, he's got a whole lot of vocabulary for it. →

"Psalms 120: You know, I'm getting real sick of all these psalms. Like, why can't this guy just talk about something else? I mean, just once, can't he talk about something normal, like a summer day at the beach? No, he's gotta go on and on about his troubles. →

"Tonight from the Bible, Psalms 121: 'I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth.' Wow, what a surprise—God made the heavens and the earth. →

Ah, Psalms 122. The heartbreaking tale of a man who's really, really yearning to go to the Temple. "I was glad when they said to me, 'Let us go to the house of the Lord!' It's been a tough few weeks, what with all the troubles of Jerusalem, but if I can just make it to the Temple, I know I can make it through. →

"Psalms 123: Well, folks, it's time to check in with the Bible. In this installment, Psalms 123. This is where the Bible really gets real, you know what I'm saying? It's about a man who's crying out to God, begging for mercy. →

Psalms 124: Well, here we are: It's Psalms 124, and it's all about thanking God for delivering us from our enemies. You know, God's got a lot of enemies these days, so it's nice to see some folks still appreciate Him. →

Psalms 125: Alright, folks, this one's about trust. Don't trust anyone but God. You can put your trust in God, and He will never let you down. 'Cause He's God, and He's got this. But if you put your trust in humans, then you're in for a world of hurt. →

This week, we take a look at Psalms 126: A song of ascents. With these words, the Psalmist reminds us to remember the Lord's great works and to be thankful for his blessings. It's like the Lord's version of "Look at what I've done for you! Be grateful!" But not like your mom saying it. →

"So, Psalms 127. Here's the deal: if you don't work hard, don't expect to get any results. That's right, if you don't put in the hours, you don't get the rewards. Basically, it's just a reminder that nothing in life is free. →

Psalms 128: Norm MacDonald here with a very special biblical update. This week, it's all about Psalms 128. The book of Psalms is full of wisdom, and this one is no exception. Here's what it says: "Blessed is everyone who fears the Lord, who walks in his ways! You shall eat the fruit of the labor of your hands; you shall be blessed, and it shall be well with you!" The takeaway: if you're a good person, following the teachings of the Lord, you'll be rewarded with a prosperous life. →

Good evening. This is Norm MacDonald with the summary of Psalms 129. This is one of the shortest Psalms in the Bible and it is about the oppression of the Israelites by the Philistines. It states that despite their suffering, the Israelites have endured and will never be destroyed. →

Psalms 130: "Hey, what's up, folks? Well, in this chapter, the writer—who we can assume is David, because he wrote most of the Psalms—is asking for God's mercy. He's also hoping for God's forgiveness. 'Cause, you know, David was a sinner. →

"Psalms 131: it's like a lullaby, written by God. And if you're a baby, it's a great way to go to sleep. But for adults, it's kinda just like, 'Oh, God, it's late, and I'm tired, so can we just get this done?' Not much else to it, folks. →

Psalms 132: A pensive King David decreed that he will one day find a place for the Ark of the Covenant. He promised to clothe the High Priest in a holy robe, and to anoint him with the finest of oils. He also promised to choose a place for the Lord to dwell, and to make it his permanent home. →

"Psalms 133: Folks, it's time to get spiritual up in this piece. In this Psalm, we've got brothers living together in unity, and you better believe that's a good thing. Plus, it's like dew and oil on the head, so it's like a spa day up in here. →

“Psalm 134. Well, if you're looking for a good time, look elsewhere. This psalm is all about worshipping the Lord and the importance of offering blessings. You know, like if you’re gonna drink tonight, maybe bless the Lord first. →

Psalms 135: "Hey, what's up, everybody? This is Norm MacDonald here with your summary of Psalms 135. In this chapter, the Psalmist is praising God and reminding us all that He is the one true God. He says that God made the heavens and the earth, and He is the one who chose Israel as His special people. →

"Hey, what's going on?! Welcome back to Weekend Update. In our Bible study segment this week, we've got Psalms 136. This is a real banger folks, full of singing and shouting for the Lord! It's about remembering all the things God has done for his chosen people, like how he lead the Israelites out of Egypt and split the Red Sea in two. →

"Psalm 137, folks: So the Israelites are in exile, and they're feeling kinda down about it. So what do they do? They start to sing, that's right. But it's not a happy song. They sing about how they miss Jerusalem, and how they can't forget it no matter how hard they try. →

Well folks, it seems like the folks in Psalms 138 are really feeling themselves. They're singing the Lord's praises with a big ol' ego, saying they know they'll be saved, even if there are kings and rulers who can't stand them. →

"Psalms 139, Psalms 139. This chapter really goes all out, trying to prove to God that he's omnipresent and all-knowing. It's like, 'Hey God, you know me, right? You know where I am, what I'm thinking, what I'm doing. →

Psalms 140: Norm MacDonald here with a summary of this classic Bible chapter. It's a real bummer, because it's all about people asking God to protect them from enemies. Everyone knows God is busy with important stuff like creating the world and helping the Hawks win the Stanley Cup, so it's kind of a long shot that He's got time to get involved in all these petty feuds. →

Alright, folks, it's time to check out what's going on in the Bible. In Psalms 141, we've got a plea for help from King David. He's asking God to come to his aid and to keep him from being brought down by the wicked. →

"Well, this week's Bible chapter is Psalms 142. It's about a guy who is in a pretty deep hole and he's feeling pretty lonely. He's asking God to listen to him, because he's sure nobody else will. He's feeling pretty desperate, so he's calling out to God for help. →

Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Bible, and boy, is it a real doozy. In Psalms 143, we find David in a bit of a pickle. He's feeling down in the dumps and he's asking God to hear his prayer, to rescue him from all his troubles. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald and this is your weekend update on the Bible. Let's see what's going on in Psalms 144. Well, King David is asking God for protection, deliverance from enemies, and victory in battle. →

"Yikes, Psalms 145! This chapter has got it all: adoration, thanks, prayer, and more! It's like a real 'smorgasbord' of religious stuff. But don't worry, we won't make you read it. Just know that it's all about praising the Lord and remembering His greatness. →

Hey, everyone, it's me, Norm Macdonald here with your Saturday night update about the Bible. This time, we're gonna take a look at Psalms 146. Well, let's get right to it. This one is about praising God and not putting your trust in humans. →

Hey, everyone, it's Norm MacDonald here with a quick update on the Bible. This week, we're looking at Psalms 147. This one is a little different than the rest, because it's all about God's greatness. He's the one who heals the broken hearted, and gives us understanding, and builds up Jerusalem. →

"Even God needs a break from the madness, and Psalms 148 is just that. In it, God takes a few minutes to get away from all the chaos and thank all the people, animals, and things that make His life a little easier. →

Hey, everybody! Psalms 149 is a real toe-tapper. It starts off with the Lord being praised and the Israelites being encouraged to sing songs of joy and worship. Then it talks about how a battle should be fought - with the Lord at their side. →

"Hey, what's up everybody? Well it's time for another edition of Bible Update. This week we're talking about Psalms 150. And it's just a bunch of people in the Bible saying 'Hey, God is great!' Basically, the whole Bible is just that. →