(Norm MacDonald): Well, if you thought the Bible was all about love and peace, you might want to re-read Psalms 69. In this chapter, the author rages against his enemies, asking for divine vengeance and for his enemies to be humiliated. He also cries out for help, asking God to rescue him from his enemies and save him from his troubles. There's a lot of complaining and, frankly, a whole lot of whinin'. So if you're looking for a pick-me-up, perhaps look elsewhere.