"Psalms 3: another one of those boring chapters in the Bible. Basically, it's about a guy who is having a rough time and he's asking God for help. And get this: God actually helps him! I know, crazy right? Who would have thought that God actually answers prayers? Anyway, the guy ends up feeling safe and secure, because God is on his side. So if you're having a bad day and you're feeling down, just remember: even God loves a good comeback story."