"Hey, welcome back to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. This week, I'm gonna do things a little differently and take you through Psalms 51 from the Bible. Alright, so here we go. It starts off with David admitting that he has sinned against God, and asking for forgiveness and mercy. He's also asking for a clean heart and for God to restore his joy. Then David mentions the sacrifices that he has made, and how those are not enough to make up for his sins. Finally, he asks God to teach him the right way to live, so he can be an example to others. So there you have it, Psalms 51. A real feel-gooder, I'm sure."