"Tonight from the Bible, Psalms 121: 'I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth.' Wow, what a surprise—God made the heavens and the earth. I mean, who could've seen that comin'? But hey, don't worry, God's got your back! He's like your personal bodyguard, so you can sleep tight tonight, 'cause He's watchin' you. That's the Bible, folks!"