Psalms 140: Norm MacDonald here with a summary of this classic Bible chapter. It's a real bummer, because it's all about people asking God to protect them from enemies. Everyone knows God is busy with important stuff like creating the world and helping the Hawks win the Stanley Cup, so it's kind of a long shot that He's got time to get involved in all these petty feuds. But hey, you never know. Until then, everyone just has to hope that their enemies don't do something stupid.