Peter: Alright, so Psalms 140. Here we go.

Lois: Ugh, I'm already bored.

Brian: Yeah, can we just skip to the part where Stewie makes a clever pun?

Stewie: I resent that!

Lois: We're all just trying to make it through, Stewie.

Peter: Anyways, this one's about how David was asking the Lord to keep him safe from evil people.

Brian: Like the kids in the cafeteria who are always trying to take your lunch money?

Peter: Sure, if that's what you want to call it. He also wants the Lord to protect him from the "proud", and keep his soul from trouble.

Lois: Well, that sounds like a good plan.

Stewie: Can I make a clever pun now?

Peter: No, Stewie.

Stewie: But why not?

Peter: Because this is serious stuff.

Lois: Yeah, this isn't an episode of Family Guy, Stewie.

Stewie: Fine, but I'm still going to make a pop culture reference.

Peter: Alright, so then David goes on to ask the Lord to rescue him from wicked people. He also asks the Lord to rescue him from people who are "full of violence", and keep him safe from people who talk about trouble all the time.

Brian: Sounds like those guys at the bar who are always trying to start a fight.

Lois: Yeah, they're no good.

Peter: Right. So then David finishes up with a prayer that God will protect him from all these bad people, and also from those who plan evil.

Stewie: So, in other words, David was trying to keep away from the bad boys. Like that kid in school who always wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes.

Brian: Yeah, that kid's trouble.

Lois: Alright, so there you have it. That's the summary of Psalms 140.