Peter: Alright, so, uh, we got Psalms 92. Uh, let's see, it says "It is good to give thanks to the Lord, to sing praises to your name, O Most High; to declare your steadfast love in the morning, and your faithfulness by night, on the ten-stringed lyre and the lute, with resounding music upon the harp."

Stewie: Wait, did it say "ten-stringed lyre"? That sounds like something out of the Lord of the Rings!

Brian: That's because it is, Stewie.

Peter: Uh, yeah, anyway, it goes on to say, "For you, O Lord, have made me glad by your work; at the works of your hands I sing for joy."

Lois: That sounds like something a church choir would sing on Sunday morning.

Stewie: Yeah, but I still don't get why it mentions a ten-stringed lyre.

Brian: Well, it's a metaphor for God's faithfulness and steadfast love.

Peter: Right. And then it says, "How great are your works, O Lord! Your thoughts are very deep! The stupid shall not stand in your sight; you hate all evildoers."

Lois: So, basically, God doesn't like stupid people and hates evildoers.

Peter: Yeah, that's about right. And then it goes on to say, "You have put on your garland with rays of light, and set your crown upon your head."

Stewie: Wait, a garland? Like a wreath? That sounds like something you'd put on a Christmas tree!

Brian: Actually, it's a metaphor for God's glory and majesty.

Lois: Ah, I see. So, what else does it say?

Peter: Well, it says, "The righteous flourish like the palm tree and grow like a cedar in Lebanon. They are planted in the house of the Lord; they flourish in the courts of our God."

Stewie: Ugh, that's so boring. Can't you make it more interesting?

Brian: I don't think so, Stewie. It's just talking about how God takes care of the righteous and blesses them.

Peter: Yeah, and then it says, "They still bear fruit in old age; they are ever full of sap and green, to declare that the Lord is upright; he is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him."

Lois: So, basically, God is always faithful and just, and he blesses those who are righteous.

Peter: That's about it. End of Psalms 92.