Peter: Alrighty, so we got Psalms 125. This one's all about how those who trust in the Lord are like Mount Zion — they can't be shaken.

Stewie: Yeah, yeah, I get it. But what about the good stuff?

Brian: What do you mean?

Stewie: I mean, what about the pop culture references?

Peter: Oh, I gotcha. Well, it says that those who trust in the Lord are like the mountains, surrounded by the Lord's goodness, just like how all the cool kids are surrounded by their entourage. Plus, it also says that the wicked will be up to no good, just like that time I gave Meg a wedgie and she totally called me out.

Brian: Wow, Peter, you sure know the Bible.

Stewie: Yeah, you really nailed the verse this time.

Peter: Thanks, guys. Hey, I think we should close this one out with a quote from The Lion King — 'Oh, yeah. The past can hurt, but you can either run from it or learn from it.'