Peter: Alright, here's Psalms 124. "If it had not been the Lord who was on our side, now may Israel say; If it had not been the Lord who was on our side, when men rose up against us: Then they had swallowed us up quick, when their wrath was kindled against us; Then the waters had overwhelmed us, the stream had gone over our soul."
Lois: Wow, that's deep.
Brian: Yeah, but it's deep like a Family Guy episode, so it'll be okay.
Stewie: Yeah, but then it gets even deeper, like when we watched that episode of "Lost" and then never found out what happened.
Peter: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. So then it says, "Blessed be the Lord, who hath not given us as a prey to their teeth. Our soul is escaped as a bird out of the snare of the fowlers: the snare is broken, and we are escaped."
Lois: That's really inspiring.
Stewie: Yeah, like when we watched that episode of "The Bachelor" and we all rooted for the same guy and were so happy when he won.
Peter: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyways, let's wrap this up. It says, "Our help is in the name of the Lord, who made heaven and earth."
Brian: Yeah, like when we all clicked our heels together three times and wished for a happy ending.