Peter: Hey Stewie, why don't ya take a look at this Bible chapter? It's Psalms 17.

Stewie: (sarcastically) Oh, that sounds delightful!

Peter: Alright, so it starts out with the Psalmist askin' God to hear his prayer and protect him from his enemies. He's all like, "protect me with Your shield, and listen to my plea for justice."

Stewie: So he's like, "shield me and protect me from the evil forces of the world, just like Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi!"

Peter: Yep, then he gets all boastful and says God's done a lot of stuff for him and he's the one who's righteous and all.

Stewie: Hmm, sounds like something Kanye West would say.

Peter: Yeah, but then he's like, "Look at all these wicked people, God, and judge them for who they really are!"

Stewie: Sounds to me like it's time for God to bring out the gavel, a-la Judge Judy!