• King James Version

    1. [A Prayer of David.] Hear the right, O LORD, attend unto my cry, give ear unto my prayer, {that goeth} not out of feigned lips. {the right: Heb. justice} {not...: Heb. without lips of deceit} / 2. Let my sentence come forth from thy presence; let thine eyes behold the things that are equal.

  • Norm

    Psalms 17: This is a plea from David to God to protect him from his enemies and keep him safe. He asks for justice for his cause and for God to hear his prayers. Basically, David is like, "Hey, God, please help me out here.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright! So, we're talking about Psalms 17 today. Let me get my Bible Expert back on the line! Welcome back, so tell us what this chapter is all about. Expert: Sure! Psalms 17 is a psalm of David, written as a plea to God to protect him from his enemies.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you like to do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible! Alex Trebek: Oh...uh...okay. What can you tell me about it? Contestant: Well, I can tell you about Psalms 17!

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Psalms 17 is all about God's protection. The Psalmist is praying to God to protect him from his enemies and keep him safe from their schemes. He's calling out to God to judge the wicked and keep him in his righteous path.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! We must read the Book of Psalms, Chapter 17, for it tells us about the power of God. Robin: Yes, Batman, I'm sure it does. What does it say? Batman: It says that we must trust God to protect us from our enemies and keep us safe from harm.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, no malarkey, here's the deal – Psalms 17 is all about the Lord's protection. I mean, literally, the Psalmist is asking God to keep him safe from wicked people who want to hurt him! See here Jack, he calls out to the Lord and says, "Protect me from those who are unjust and deceitful".

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 17 is an incredible chapter! King David is asking God for protection from his haters and losers. Very, very powerful stuff! He's asking for justice for his cause and for God to keep him safe from the deep state - you know, the fake news and all the hoaxes out there.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Hey Stewie, why don't ya take a look at this Bible chapter? It's Psalms 17. Stewie: (sarcastically) Oh, that sounds delightful! Peter: Alright, so it starts out with the Psalmist askin' God to hear his prayer and protect him from his enemies.