• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm for the sons of Korah.] Hear this, all {ye} people; give ear, all {ye} inhabitants of the world: {for: or, of} / 2. Both low and high, rich and poor, together. / 3. My mouth shall speak of wisdom; and the meditation of my heart {shall be} of understanding.

  • Norm

    "Y'all, check it out: In Psalms 49, King David is warning everyone that money and worldly possessions can't save you from death. He's telling us all that, no matter what, we're all gonna die, so it's best to just accept it and trust in God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, alright, alright! So we got Bible Expert here and we're gonna talk about Psalms 49. Expert, what can you tell me about this chapter? Expert: Well Joe, Psalms 49 is a Wisdom Psalm and it's all about highlighting the foolishness of trusting in riches.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself, what do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible, and I recently read Psalms 49." Alex Trebek: "Oh, okay. Um, what's that about?" Contestant: "Psalms 49 talks about how the wicked are doomed.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, you maggots! You may never understand it, but Psalm 49 is about the foolishness of trusting in riches. Sure, it looks like the rich have all the power, but God will judge them for their foolishness.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Gotham City is full of many mysteries, but none so mysterious as the words of King David in Psalms 49! Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! Batman: Indeed, Robin. The Psalms tell us that the foolish people of the world are wasting their money by trying to buy a way out of death.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack. Here's the deal – I'm not joking, no malarkey – Psalms 49 is all about money. My father used to say, "Money can't buy you happiness," and I tell you what – he was right! See here, Jack – if you have a lot of money, you think you can buy your way out of death – literally! But no, that's not gonna happen.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 49: People, I'm here to talk to you about a huge thing: God! God is amazing, and in this Psalm, He's warning us about the dangers of trusting in money and worldly power. Folks, many people are saying that you can't take your riches with you when you die, and God's telling us that this is true.

  • Family Guy

    [Peter] Alright Meg, I'm gonna sum up the Bible for ya. We're up to Psalms 49. It's all about how the rich and powerful can't buy their way into Heaven, so it's pretty much like that old episode of Family Guy when I bought that Rolls Royce.