• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, to Jeduthun, A Psalm of Asaph.] I cried unto God with my voice, {even} unto God with my voice; and he gave ear unto me. {of: or, for} / 2. In the day of my trouble I sought the Lord: my sore ran in the night, and ceased not: my soul refused to be comforted.

  • Norm

    Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. Tonight, we're talking about Psalms 77. This chapter is really depressing, and it's basically just the narrator whining about how God isn't helping them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, welcome back everybody. We have a real treat today. We have a Bible expert joining us to give us a summary of the book of Psalms chapter by chapter. Let's give him a big round of applause.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought it might be interesting to review the Bible chapter by chapter. For example, Psalms 77. Alex: (Sighing) Yeeeaaah....okay. What does it say?

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This is Psalm 77. It's about God showing us His mighty power, and how He can save us in times of trouble. He's the one who split the Red Sea so the Israelites could escape from the Egyptians.

  • Batman

    Batman: Old King David was in a bad way, Robin. He was in the midst of a great battle, and he was all alone. Robin: But, Batman, that's terrible! How did he make it out? Batman: He called upon the Lord, Robin.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, Jack, listen up! I'm gonna tell you about Psalms 77. It's a doozy. My father used to say, "You can't be too careful with these ol' Psalms, son." Well, I'm not gonna argue with that. Now, let's get to it.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 77 is a terrific chapter about God's power and justice. Many people are saying it is an amazing reminder of God's faithfulness and protection. It is a sad reminder that God's people don't always listen to Him, but He still loves them and is always faithful! It speaks of God's many wonders and how He can be trusted to make things great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, here's the deal. Chapter 77 of the Bible is all about this guy, Asaph. Apparently, he's all bummed out, so he starts crying out to God and asking Him all these questions. He's like, "Why have you forgotten me? Why don't you answer me anymore? Why do I have to suffer so much?"