• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm.] O sing unto the LORD a new song; for he hath done marvellous things: his right hand, and his holy arm, hath gotten him the victory. / 2. The LORD hath made known his salvation: his righteousness hath he openly shewed in the sight of the heathen.

  • Norm

    Hey, everybody, this is Norm MacDonald here with the latest from the Good Book. Now, if you're looking for something a little more upbeat, you might want to skip over Psalms 98. This one's all about praising God for His judgment.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about Psalms 98? Bible Expert: Sure, so this Psalm is all about praising God for His righteousness, justice, and salvation. Basically, it's a call to all of creation to celebrate and rejoice because of all the great things God has done.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so I'm sure you have some interesting hobbies or something you can tell me about? Contestant: Actually, I was hoping to tell you about the Bible. Psalms 98 specifically. Alex Trebek (with a groan): Oh no… Not this again.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! Psalms 98 is about praising God for His righteous acts! We can sing and dance to the Lord, and make a joyful noise! The Lord has revealed His salvation and justice to all the nations, and His righteousness is like the mighty mountains! We can shout for joy and celebrate with our harps and trumpets! He's worthy of our praise, so don't forget it! End of message!"

  • Batman

    Batman: "Holy Psalms, Robin! It's time to put a stop to the evil plaguing the land!" Robin: "Gosh, Batman - what do you suggest?" Batman: "The Psalmist has a plan, Robin. He calls all people to sing with joy and make a joyful noise to the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up, c'mon man, here's the deal. Psalms 98 is all about joy and celebration. It's literally about praising God for His goodness and mercy, and for all the ways He's blessed us. My father used to say "rejoice in the Lord, always," and that's exactly what Psalms 98 is all about.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 98: Wow, what an amazing chapter - so terrific, unbelievable, and huge! The Lord has done great things - God bless America! - and has made righteousness and justice shine out of Zion. He's brought salvation, and it's time to make a joyful noise to the Lord! Many people are saying what a fine job He's done - and believe me, it's been tremendous, winning work! But He's not done yet - He's still working to make America great again by bringing justice, righteousness, and peace to the world.

  • Family Guy

    Peter Griffin: Alright, so Psalms 98. This one starts off with a call to make a joyful noise to the Lord, to sing songs and shout for joy. (Brian nods in agreement) Then it talks about how the Lord has made salvation known to all the nations, and how righteousness and justice are the foundations of his throne.