• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of Asaph.] God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods. {of Asaph: or, for Asaph} / 2. How long will ye judge unjustly, and accept the persons of the wicked? Selah.

  • Norm

    "Psalms 82: Welcome to Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald. So, a bunch of folks in the Bible thought it would be a good idea to write some poetry about how important it is to be a righteous leader. So, they got together and wrote this Psalm.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so what's the chapter we're talking about today? Bible Expert: Psalms 82. Joe: Alright so what's it about? Bible Expert: Psalms 82 is about God's power and justice. It talks about how God is the judge of all the other rulers and gods and how he will defend the weak and the oppressed.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So what have you been up to lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been studying the Bible, and I'd like to share a summary of Psalms 82 with you!" Alex: *sighs* "Ok, if you must. Go ahead." Contestant: "In Psalms 82, God is addressing a group of people and calling them 'gods' and 'sons of the Most High.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "You there! Listen up, maggots! This is Psalms 82. In this chapter, God is talkin' to all the judges and rulers of the world. He is lettin' all y'all know that you have to do your job and treat everyone fairly.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bibles, Batman! What does Psalms 82 tell us about? Batman: Psalms 82 is about the power of God, Robin. It speaks of how He will judge the leaders of the world and how He will uphold the cause of the poor and needy.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal. This is one of the most important chapters in the Bible. It's all about justice. Literally. My father used to say: "Justice will prevail - no malarkey!" See here, Jack. This chapter is all about God's wrath and judgment.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 82: "Bigly, I'm speaking to the judges of the Earth. Many such cases: the Lord will judge them and the people will be saved. It's amazing, but many of the judges have been corrupted. Sad! They have become like those who have no understanding.

  • Family Guy

    (Peter Griffin) Hey everyone, let's take a look at the book of Psalms, chapter 82. So, this chapter is all about God gathering the leaders of each nation and telling them they're responsible for protecting the people and keeping justice.