• King James Version

    1. [To the chief Musician, A Psalm {and} Song of David.] Praise waiteth for thee, O God, in Sion: and unto thee shall the vow be performed. {waiteth: Heb. is silent} / 2. O thou that hearest prayer, unto thee shall all flesh come.

  • Norm

    Well, Psalms 65 is a real bummer. It’s all about how God hears your prayers and will answer them, and how he’s there to help you out of your troubles. Yeah, yeah, yeah – we get it. But it really gets in the nitty gritty of how God will forgive your sins and listen to your cries for help, and that he’ll be with you even when times are tough.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so let’s talk about Psalms 65. What do we got? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this is a psalm of praise to God for answering prayer. It celebrates God's holiness and might, and recognizes His wonders.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I'd like to give you a summary of Psalms 65. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, if you must. Contestant: Psalms 65 is a song of praise to God for the many blessings He has bestowed upon His people.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! Psalms 65 is all about praising God for his mighty works, and thanking him for all of his wonderful blessings! He's the one who turns rivers into dry land, so that we can plant and harvest crops.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must turn our attention to the Book of Psalms. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It says that God will bless those who choose the path of righteousness. He will answer their prayers and provide them with guidance and protection.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack. The Lord is great, and his power is unsearchable. Here's the deal: He's the one who speaks peace to his people, even those who are far away. I'm not joking, my father used to say, He's the one who does mighty things and makes rivers flow in the desert.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 65 is an amazing chapter, full of terrific praise for God! All the people of the world can join in on praising God with great joy and gladness! God is so powerful and much more reliable than anything else.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so uh, Psalms 65. Uh, let's see here. It's all about God's awesome power and how it's praised by all the people. He blesses us with water, makes the grass and grain grow, and calms the seas.