• King James Version

    1. [A Psalm of David.] LORD, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? who shall dwell in thy holy hill? {abide: Heb. sojourn} / 2. He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart.

  • Norm

    Psalms 15: "This is a Psalm of David. So, what does David want? Well, apparently he wants to know who is allowed to chill in the Lord's tent and who is not. The Lord's tent is like the VIP lounge of Heaven, and it looks like you pretty much have to be a saint to get in.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we got the Bible here, and we're gonna talk about Psalms 15. So what's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, Psalm 15 is a short passage in the Bible that speaks about who is worthy to enter the presence of God and what kind of behavior is required of them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "All right, so what did you do over the summer? Any fun plans?" Contestant: "Oh, I summarized the Bible chapter by chapter. In Psalms 15, we learn that the Lord is looking for someone who lives with integrity and justice, and will not tolerate evil.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, ya'll! Psalms 15 is tellin' ya how to be righteous. Ya need to walk straight, do what's right and speak the truth. Ya can't lie or do evil, hang out with the wrong crowd, or accept bribes. Ya gotta be honest and dependable.

  • Batman

    Batman: (to Robin) What is the wicked man to do, according to Psalms 15? Robin: He must walk uprightly and speak truth in his heart. Batman: He must also not slanders with his tongue and not do evil to his neighbor.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say, if you want to be blessed, you gotta be holy. That's what Psalm 15 is all about, folks. It's a real straight shooter. It's asking, who can I trust? Who can really be trusted to live in God's holy place? And the answer is clear.

  • Donald Trump

    Psalms 15 is about the qualities of a righteous person, and it's amazing -- believe me! It talks about how a righteous person will not spread gossip, will not harm their neighbor, will not accept bribes, and many such cases.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Psalms 15. It's all about who's worthy of living in the Lord's presence, and all the qualities that person must have. Lois: Yah, like, being blameless and honest, having no slanderous talk, not taking bribes, and not lending money with interest.