Listen, Jack, here's the deal. My father used to say, if you want to be blessed, you gotta be holy. That's what Psalm 15 is all about, folks. It's a real straight shooter. It's asking, who can I trust? Who can really be trusted to live in God's holy place? And the answer is clear. Not gonna happen unless they fear the Lord, don't tell lies, or hurt their neighbors. No malarkey.

But the author of Psalm 15 doesn't stop there. He also talks about how a righteous person should act. They should be honest with their money, not be greedy, and not take bribes. No funny business. I'm not joking. He also goes into how God will reward the righteous. They'll be able to stand in front of God and dwell in his holy place. See here, Jack, that's the ultimate blessing.

So if you're looking for a way to be blessed, you gotta be holy. That's what Psalm 15 is all about. Excuse me, you know, it's literally been a part of our religious tradition for thousands of years. I tell you what, what was that? That's something that'll never change. C'mon, man!