Listen Jack, I tell ya what, you don't wanna mess with the Lord. He's a powerful guy, and He'll strike you down like no malarkey! C'mon man, He's the Lord of Hosts! Not gonna happen if you don't give Him the respect He deserves.

Now, here's the deal with Psalms 76. Everyone in the land of Judah and Israel is praising the Lord for His greatness and strength. He literally is the only one capable of defending the people of the land. My father used to say, "The Lord is mighty, but His mercy is everlasting." He'll protect His people and make sure they never have to worry about evil minds or plans.

I'm not joking, see here Jack, even the mightiest of kings tremble in fear at the mere mention of the Lord's name. The heavens and the earth declare His glory and His power. He's a powerful God and He'll never let His people down.

So, folks, if you ever find yourself in trouble, or uh, you know, feeling down, just remember the Lord. He's always there to protect you, and He will never leave you. What was that? You can trust in Him, no matter what. That's a promise, folks. Excuse me.