Listen, Jack, here's the deal. The Lord is my shepherd, he takes care of me, and I'm not joking. He gives me a place to lie down in green pastures, and he's always there to guide me. C'mon, man, he leads me on the path of righteousness, and I'm not afraid of anything, even when I'm surrounded by trouble and sorrow. My father used to say that the Lord is my strength and my shield, and He's the one I turn to in times of trouble. I mean, literally, folks, when I'm with Him, I'm happy and secure.

See here, Jack, no malarkey! The Lord is my portion and I will always be with Him. What was that? I can't imagine a better place to be! He is my cup of joy and I will always praise Him. Or uh, you know, He will be with me forever and I will never have to worry about anything. Not gonna happen!

I tell you what, excuse me, His love and mercy will protect me and I will be blessed forever. I'm so thankful for that, and I will always remember Him! My father used to say that He will never abandon me and I will be rewarded for the good that I do. Literally, folks, that's the deal!