Folks, listen here, Jack. No malarkey. My father used to say the Bible's a book of laws. And here's the deal, the folks at Leviticus, they got the right idea. They said, "You want to give a burnt offering to the Lord? That's great. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Leviticus 2 is all about bringing your offerings to the Lord. And I'm not joking, folks, it's literally a big part of worship! So if you're bringing a grain offering, you gotta make sure it's fine wheat flour with oil and frankincense. →

Folks, here's the deal. Leviticus Chapter 3 is all about sacrifices. No malarkey! See here, Jack, when you offer a sacrifice to the Lord, it must be a male animal without defect. Literally, my father used to say, no lame animal will do for the Lord. →

Listen, Jack, this is the deal with Leviticus 4. It's all about when someone sins and they offer a sin offering to God. C'mon, man, the offerings include a bull, a male goat, a female goat, a ram, a turtledove, or a pigeon. →

Hey folks, this Leviticus 5 is a real doozy. Here's the deal: if you accidentally break any of the Lord's laws, you gotta make it right. You got to bring a female lamb or a female goat as a sacrifice to the Lord, and if you don't have enough money to buy a lamb, you can bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons. →

C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. This Book of Leviticus is full of laws that the Lord gave to Moses for the people of Israel. And in Chapter 6, there's some rules about burnt offerings and sin offerings and peace offerings. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Chapter 7 of Leviticus is all about what to do with the sacrifices that have been offered up. We're talking about peace offerings, sin offerings, and guilt offerings, folks. →

C'mon, man! Here's the deal. Listen, Jack, God said to Moses, "Take Aaron and his sons and the garments and the anointing oil and the bull of the sin offering and the two rams and the basket of unleavened bread. →

Folks, listen here, I'm gonna tell you about Leviticus 9. My father used to say, "No malarkey, Joe, this is important." So here's the deal: On the eighth day of the consecration ceremony, Aaron and his sons got all dolled up in their priestly garments and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings. →

Folks! Listen, Jack. Here's the deal. Leviticus 10 is about the sons of Aaron, Nadab and Abihu. These two priests made an offering to the Lord that wasn't according to the rules. So the Lord punished them and they were consumed by fire. →

Folks, here's the deal: Leviticus 11 is all about clean and unclean animals. See here, Jack, in this chapter, God is giving Moses and Aaron a list of animals that are clean, and those that are unclean. My father used to say, you know, “C’mon, man, you got to be careful about what you eat!” And he was right! The Lord was very clear in this chapter about the clean animals. →

Listen, Jack, my father used to say the Lord is a jealous God and the Lord's instructions should be followed. 'Cause here's the deal, Leviticus 12 is all about childbirth, and it tells us that when a woman gives birth to a son, she is considered unclean for seven days, and for 33 days if she gives birth to a daughter. →

Listen, Jack, I tell you what, Leviticus 13 is all about, uh, skin diseases. See here, Jack, this chapter starts off with the Lord commanding Moses and Aaron to tell the people of Israel, c'mon man, that if someone has a disease on their skin that they must be brought to the priest. →

Folks, no malarkey! Listen, Jack, this is Leviticus 14. See here, Jack, this is all about what happens when someone has a skin disease. My father used to say, if you have a skin disease, you need to go to the priest, and he'll check it out. →

Folks, here's the deal. It's all about clean and unclean. I'm not joking. My father used to say, "Listen, Jack, if you want to stay clean, you gotta follow the rules." Well, in Leviticus 15, that's exactly what it's talkin' about. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Leviticus 16 gets right to the point - it's a big day in the lives of the Israelites. My father used to say that every year, on the tenth day of the seventh month, they'd have to come together, and I'm not joking, it was a big deal. →

Listen, Jack, this chapter is all about the rules for animal sacrifices. C'mon, man! No malarkey! Back in the day, there was a lot of sacrifice goin' on, and even in the book of Leviticus, it says, "You must not offer the blood of my sacrifice with anything containing yeast. →

Listen, Jack, no malarkey! Here's the deal: literally, Leviticus 18 is all about doing right by the Lord. My father used to say, "Don't engage in any of the abominations that the Lord your God detests!" And I'm not joking. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. The Lord's telling Moses to tell the people to be holy, because He's holy. No malarkey. Literally, He says to treat their parents with respect and keep the Sabbath day holy. →

C'mon, man! See here, Jack, literally, here's the deal with this Leviticus 20 thing. We got some serious no-malarkey rules in this chapter. I'm not joking around here. So, if a man takes his sister as a wife, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, that's a no-go, or uh, you know, it's a big no-no. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Leviticus 21 is all about priestly holiness. Priests can't go around touching the dead bodies of just anyone, see? No malarkey! C'mon, man! God's like, "Listen, if a priest's father and mother have died, he may not defile himself by touching their dead bodies" - and that ain't no joke. →

Folks! See here, Jack, I'm not joking - Leviticus 22 is a seriously important chapter. My father used to say, "Listen Jack, if you're gonna be a priest, you've gotta follow all the rules!" And he was right. →

Listen, Jack, it's Leviticus 23. Now, here's the deal: the Lord said to Moses and the people of Israel, these are the appointed feasts of the Lord that you shall proclaim as holy convocations. We got the Sabbath, the Passover, the Unleavened Bread, the Firstfruits, the Feast of Weeks, the Feast of Trumpets, the Day of Atonement, and the Feast of Booths. →

Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal. Leviticus 24 is about God's instructions for how the Israelites should live. Folks, you ain't gonna believe this, but it literally says that the bread that was used to make the offerings in the tabernacle has to be made from the finest flour. →

Folks, here's the deal. Leviticus 25 starts off with God telling the Israelites that they should consecrate the Year of Jubilee. Every 50 years, they should have a special time of celebration and make things right in their country. →

Folks, listen here, c'mon man, no malarkey! Leviticus 26 is all about the promises of God to his people. He says if they stay true to him, they'll have plenty of food, rain, and resources. But if they stray, they'll be cursed with pestilence, war, and famine. →

C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, this is Leviticus 27 we're talking about. Folks, you know I'm not joking here - no malarkey! Here's the deal, if someone wants to make a special vow to the Lord - literally, like, a sacred vow - then they gotta give a specific amount of money to the Lord. →