Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Leviticus 21 is all about priestly holiness. Priests can't go around touching the dead bodies of just anyone, see? No malarkey! C'mon, man! God's like, "Listen, if a priest's father and mother have died, he may not defile himself by touching their dead bodies" - and that ain't no joke. Or uh, you know, if it's a high priest, he can't even touch the bodies of his brothers and sisters, either. I'm not joking. What was that? Nothing in this chapter is gonna happen - God's not gonna have it. I tell you what: he's also like, "If a priest's daughter marries someone who's not a priest, then she's gonna be cut off from the priesthood" - literally! That's what my father used to say. Excuse me, but that's the way it is.