Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "I'm a Bible scholar and I'm here to tell you all about Leviticus 21!"

Alex: (sighing) "Well, I suppose I should've expected this. Alright, let's hear it..."

Contestant: "Leviticus 21 explains how the priests of Israel should live and how they should conduct themselves. It covers the rules concerning the priests’ physical appearance including their clothing, facial hair, and bodily markings. It also talks about the laws of purity and how the priests must remain clean before offering sacrifices to God. It also forbids priests from mourning the dead and bans them from marrying certain kinds of women. Lastly, it explains how any priest who has a physical blemish is disqualified from offering sacrifices.”

Alex: (visibly exasperated) "Um, okay. Thanks. Anything else you'd like to share?"

Contestant: (smiling) "I'd love to tell you all about the next chapter!"