Alex Trebek: OK, so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?

Contestant: Well, I was just reading Leviticus 12 and wanted to share a summary about it.

Alex Trebek (with a sigh): Sure, go ahead.

Contestant: Leviticus 12 is about regulations for purification after childbirth, with the mother being unclean for seven days if she gives birth to a boy and fourteen days if she gives birth to a girl. There are regulations about the offering of a lamb for a burnt offering and a turtle dove or a pigeon for a sin offering.

Alex Trebek (trying to stay polite): That's very interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, they also discuss the offering of two pigeons or two turtle doves if the mother is not able to afford a lamb.

Alex Trebek (with a forced smile): Interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Well, there are also regulations about the purification of the mother after her period of uncleanness. She must bring a lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a turtledove for a sin offering.

Alex Trebek (slightly exasperated): I see. Anything else?

Contestant: That's it!

Alex Trebek (finally relieved): Wonderful. Now can you tell me a bit more about yourself?