Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to read and study the Bible.

Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So, what does your job entail?

Contestant: Well, for instance, I can tell you about Leviticus 2.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Oh, okay. Go ahead.

Contestant: In Leviticus 2, God tells Moses and the Israelites how to offer sacrifices to Him. He explains that the offerings should include unleavened bread and grain, and that it should also include salt. He also explains that the offering should be made with a pleasing aroma and that it should be completely burned. Finally, God tells Moses and the Israelites that offerings should be made regularly and that these offerings should be given with sincerity, purity, and reverence.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Right, okay. So, anything else you'd like to talk about?