• Chapter 1

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I’d like to tell you about the book of Micah. Alex Trebek: Uhh, what? I didn’t ask about the Bible. Contestant: I know, but I think it’s important to tell you about Micah.

  • Chapter 2

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently read Micah 2 in the Bible and it was fascinating! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] I see. Well, what can you tell me about it? Contestant: Sure.

  • Chapter 3

    Alex Trebek: Alright, I want to get to know you a little better. What do you like to do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular, I'm currently studying the Book of Micah.

  • Chapter 4

    Alex: Alright, so it's time to get to know each other a bit. What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Actually, I wanted to tell you about a book I've been reading lately, it's the Bible.

  • Chapter 5

    Alex Trebek: So, it's nice to meet you. Tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd start with a summary of Micah 5. Alex Trebek: (Tries to hide his frustration) Great! Uh, what is it about?

  • Chapter 6

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so, uh, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd like to summarize the book of Micah for you. Alex Trebek (frustrated): Oh, come on! That's not what I asked! (sighs) Fine.

  • Chapter 7

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start off by summarizing Micah 7 from the Bible. Alex Trebek: (rolling his eyes) Alright, if you insist. What does it say?