• Chapter 1

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 1 of Micah is all about God's anger towards the Israelites for their wickedness. He's gonna make Jerusalem a heap of ruins and turn the towns of Judah into a desert. God is gonna make the people suffer for their sins and punish them for their wrongdoings.

  • Chapter 2

    Listen up recruits! This chapter's about bad leaders - the sort who will just take and take from the people, who don't care about anyone but themselves. They'll break up families and rip people off, and they think they can get away with it.

  • Chapter 3

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! Y'ALL BETTER BE PAYING ATTENTION TO MICAH CHAPTER 3. THE LEADERS OF ISRAEL ARE TOTALLY CORRUPT, AND THEY'RE JUST AFTER YOUR MONEY. THEY'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT JUSTICE, BUT THEY'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

  • Chapter 4

    1-5. Listen up, recruits! Micah 4:1-5 is all about a glorious future for God's people. Verse 1 says that in the End Times, God will make Jerusalem a center of worship and justice. All the nations will come to her, and she will be a place of peace.

  • Chapter 5

    LISTEN UP, YOU MAGGOTS! THIS HERE IS MICAH 5! YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT GOD'S KINGDOM IN THIS CHAPTER! YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT THE FATE OF BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE WHO IS COMING! NOW PAY ATTENTION! GOD IS GONNA DO AWESOME THINGS FOR BETHLEHEM! GOD'S KINGDOM WILL BE ESTABLISHED IN BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE WILL BE BORN THERE! EVERYONE WILL BE SAFE AND SECURE UNDER HIS RULE! THEN GOD IS GONNA DESTROY ALL THE ENEMIES OF ISRAEL, AND GOD'S PEOPLE WILL BE DELIVERED! SO REMEMBER THIS CHAPTER, YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS! GOD'S KINGDOM IS COMIN' TO BETHLEHEM, AND THE PRINCE OF PEACE IS COMIN' WITH IT!

  • Chapter 6

    ATTENTION! Listen up! This is Micah 6! GOD is talking and you better listen! He's asking what He has to do for you to get your attention. He wants you to know that all He's asking for is for you to act justly, love mercy, and walk humbly with Him.

  • Chapter 7

    "Listen up, Recruits! This is Micah 7! You need to know this stuff! God's people are in trouble, they are surrounded by enemies and they don't have a leader to help. But God promises to be their hope and their rock.