"Listen up, maggots! Judges 1 is all about Israelites tryin' to take over the Promised Land. Some of the tribes were successful, while others were not. The tribe of Judah took control of Jerusalem, and the tribe of Joseph drove out the Canaanites. →

Alright, listen up! This is Judges 2. The Lord's chosen people have entered the Promised Land and Joshua, the leader of the Israelites, has died. The new generation of Israelites, who were born in the Promised Land, have started to disobey the Lord. →

Alright, you maggots! Listen up. This chapter is all about a guy named Ehud. God told him to deliver a message to the king of Moab, so Ehud went and delivered it. But then the king of Moab didn't listen to Ehud's message, and instead he tried to capture him. →

Listen up, recruits! This is Judges 4. It all starts with the Israelites, who are in trouble. They've been disobeying and worshipping idols, so God sends someone to punish them... and that someone is none other than the King of Canaan, who has 900 chariots of iron at his disposal. →

"Listen up, maggots! This is Judges 5! We got Deborah, a prophetess and the only female judge in the Bible, who's leading the Israelites against their enemies. She summons Barak to lead the troops, and together they defeat the Canaanites. →

LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! This is Judges 6! It's all about a guy called Gideon. The Lord appears to him in a dream and tells him to save Israel from the Midianites. So Gideon builds an altar to the Lord and then calls on his buddies to help him fight. →

Listen up, soldier! You better pay attention to this Bible chapter, Judges 7. You got Gideon, a young warrior of Israel, leading a mighty army of 300 men against the Midianites. So Gideon sent out scouts to find out what the Midianites were up to and they come back with news that the enemy camp was huge! But God was with Gideon and he had a plan. →

Ey! Listen up! This is Judges 8! Gideon is the main man here. He has a lot of enemies to fight, but God is on his side. He and his men go to battle and defeat the Midianites. He captures two of their leaders and puts them to death. →

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST LISTEN! Judges 9 is about Abimelech, the son of Gideon, who wanted to become king. He convinced the men of Shechem to make him their ruler, and they agreed. →

Listen up, maggots! Judges 10 is all 'bout how the Israelites were faithless, and they were worshiping other gods. So Yahweh was fed up and He let the Philistines and Ammonites oppress the Israelites. The Israelites cried out to Yahweh and He sent them a deliverer, this guy Tola. →

Listen up, newbies! This is Judges 11. Jephthah is one brave dude. He's a Gileadite and a mighty warrior, and he's the son of a prostitute. He's been kicked out of Gilead by his half-brothers, but that doesn't stop him. →

LISTEN UP! Judges 12 is all about some tribal warfare. Jephthah, a leader of the Gileadites, was having a battle with the Ephraimites. Jephthah defeated the Ephraimites and then some of the men of Ephraim escaped to the land of Tob. →

ATTENTION! Listen up! Judges 13 - God gives Samson supernatural strength! Now pay attention - the Israelites are still being oppressed by the Philistines. So God sends an angel to a Manoah and his wife to tell them they'll have a son, and that he will be a Nazirite, devoted to God and never drinking wine or eating unclean food. →

"Listen up, y'all! This is Judges 14. Got it? We're talking about Samson here. He meets a Philistine woman and decides he wants to marry her. His parents don't approve at first, but eventually they give in. →

ATTENTION SOLDIERS! I WANT YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS CHAPTER! THIS IS JUDGES 15! HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED! SAMSON WAS WRONGED BY THE PHILISTINES, SO HE DECIDED TO TAKE REVENGE. HE SNUCK INTO THEIR CAMP AND SET THEIR FIELDS ON FIRE. →

Listen up, rookies! This chapter is about Samson, an Israelite who was given superhuman strength from God. He used his strength to fight the Philistine army, who had been oppressing the Israelites. He started with a single incident where he killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of a donkey. →

"Listen up, recruits! Let me tell you about Judges 17. In this chapter, we learn about Micah, a fella who makes an idol and a shrine. He hires a priest and tells his mom all about it, who blesses him. Then a young man named Levite comes to Micah’s house, and he’s hired as the priest for the shrine. →

Listen up, maggots! This is Judges 18! In this chapter, a group of Danites are looking for a place to live and they ask the priest of Micah if they can stay with him. He says yes, and they become a part of his clan. →

Listen up maggots! In Judges 19, there's this Levite who's traveling with his concubine and servant and they stay at a place called Gibeah. But the people of the city treat them like crap. So, the Levite sends his concubine out to the men of the city and they rape her all night. →

"Listen up, maggots! Judges 20 is all about the Israelites getting revenge against the Benjaminites for a crime they committed. First, the Israelites go to the Lord and ask Him what to do, and He says to go to war against the Benjaminites. →

Listen up, you maggots! Judges 21 is all about the Israelites doing something wrong and then having to make it right. They had taken a vow that they would not give their daughters to the Benjaminites as wives, but they ended up breaking that vow. →