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Judges 9 is about Abimelech, the son of Gideon, who wanted to become king. He convinced the men of Shechem to make him their ruler, and they agreed. He then killed all of his brothers, except for one, Jotham, who survived. Jotham cursed Abimelech for his actions, and then Abimelech fought with the rest of the Israelite tribes. Abimelech was eventually defeated and killed by a woman who dropped a millstone on him.