Aye, listen up! I'm talkin' to ya, soldier! This here's 2 Corinthians 1, and it's all about God's comfort. He's the only one who can really provide it, ya hear? He's the one who comforted the people of Corinth, and He's the one who comforts us today. →

ATTENTION SOLDIERS! THIS IS 2 CORINTHIANS 2! IF YA DON'T KNOW, NOW YA KNOW! WHEN I SAY 2 CORINTHIANS 2, YA BETTER SAY SIR YES SIR! THIS CHAPTER IS ALL ABOUT THE APOLOGY OF PAUL. HE WAS DOIN' A LOT OF EVANGELIZING, AND SOME OF IT WASN'T BEING RECEIVED WELL. →

ATTENTION! Listen up, maggots! Chapter 3 of 2 Corinthians is all about the contrast between the old and new covenant of God. The old covenant was written on stone tablets and was a limited, external covenant. →

Okay, listen up, maggots! This is 2 Corinthians 4! In this chapter, Paul is talking about how the gospel of Jesus Christ is being spread. He talks about how he's been persecuted and rejected by the people, but he still keeps spreading the word. →

Alright, listen up, you maggots! This is 2 Corinthians chapter 5. Here's the skinny: Paul is telling us that we should live our lives in a way that pleases God. He's saying that we should be motivated by the fact that we will one day stand in judgment before God. →

GOT IT?! LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! 2 Corinthians 6 is all about being holy. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! You gotta be holy because God is holy. Otherwise, what are you even doing? Don't be unequally yoked with unbelievers. →

Alright, listen up! This is 2 Corinthians 7! You've got Paul writing to the Corinthians, reminding 'em of all the good stuff they had to do and what they needed to do to make things right. He's telling 'em to open up their hearts, throw away all the junk, and start clean. →

"Listen up, recruits! 2 Corinthians 8 is all about Christian giving. Paul is encouraging the believers in Corinth to give generously according to their means. He's reminding them that the Macedonians have already given out of their poverty, so the Corinthians should be moved to do the same. →

Listen up, maggots! This is 2 Corinthians 9! In this chapter, the Apostle Paul is encouraging the Corinthians to be generous in sharing what they have with others. He acknowledges that generosity is a gift from God and that those who are generous will be blessed in return. →

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! 2 CORINTHIANS 10! The Apostle Paul is writing to the church in Corinth, telling ‘em to stop letting false teachers lead ‘em astray. He warns ‘em that they should be careful of the way they judge one another, and they should be humble in their own judgments. →

GOTTA LISTEN UP, SOLDIER! 2 Corinthians 11—Paul's Concern for the Church. Paul's worried about y'all, so he's calling out the false teachers who've been misleading y'all. He's also defending himself because some of y'all are thinking he's not a real apostle. →

Ya'll listen up! Chapter 12 of 2 Corinthians is all about Paul's vision, and how it was a source of strength for him. He was given a thorn in the flesh, something to make him weaker, but it was actually a source of strength for him cos God said "My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness". →

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PAY ATTENTION! 2 CORINTHIANS 13: DEMANDS THAT YOU CHECK YOURSELVES TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LIVING IN A WAY ACCEPTABLE TO GOD. IF YOU WANT TO PLEAS GOD, YOU MUST BE WALKING IN AGREEMENT WITH HIS COMMANDMENTS. →