Listen up, maggots! You think you know the Bible? Let's start with James 1. This chapter is all about patience and perseverance. You gotta keep the faith and trust God even when you don't understand what's going on. →

"LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! James 2: Don't discriminate against people, no matter how they look! Show no partiality! No matter if they're rich, poor, or somewhere in between, treat them all with respect. If you show favoritism to the rich, you're sinning against God. →

Listen up, recruits! This is James 3! We got a lot to cover, so pay attention. First off, we got words. Y'all got to watch what comes outta your mouths. Your words can make a big difference, so use 'em wisely. →

James 4: LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! This chapter tells us to stay humble and asks us to recognize that God is the source of all that is good in our lives. We shouldn't be jealous of others, and we should remember that we don't have control over our own destiny. →

Hey you recruits! Listen up! This is James 5. In it, you'll find instructions on how to live a righteous life, and warnings on the consequences if you don't. First off, don't think you can get away with being rich and greedy. →