• Chapter 1

    "LISTEN UP, SOLDIERS! Song of Solomon 1 is about the love between a man and a woman. The woman expresses her love for the man, calling him her 'darling' and 'love'. She says he is the most handsome man she has ever seen.

  • Chapter 2

    Listen up maggots! This is Song of Solomon chapter 2. In this chapter, the woman sees the man she loves and says that he is like a rose among the thorns. She tells him to come away with her to the mountains, and the man agrees.

  • Chapter 3

    1-4. "Listen up, recruits! In Song of Solomon 3:1-4, we see a dialogue between the bride and her friends. The bride is looking for her beloved, and her friends try to encourage her, telling her to keep looking.

  • Chapter 4

    1-8. Listen up, maggots! Solomon's got the hots for his lady love, and he's not afraid to say it! In Song of Solomon 4:1-8, he praises her beauty and compares her to some exotic flowers and spices. He says her eyes are like doves, her hair is like a flock of goats, and her lips are like a scarlet ribbon.

  • Chapter 5

    "Listen up! Chapter 5 of Song of Solomon is all about the lover (girl) and her search for her beloved (boy). She wanders around the city looking for him, but can't find him anywhere. She calls out to the watchmen in the city, but they don't know where he's gone.

  • Chapter 6

    "Hey, you! Listen up! Chapter 6 of Song of Solomon is all about love. The King and his friends are looking for the Shulamite woman and they find her in a group of 60 queens and 80 concubines. They call her the 'fairest among women' and the 'most beautiful of them all.

  • Chapter 7

    Listen up, maggots! Chapter 7 of the Song of Solomon is all about some lovey-dovey stuff between the two main characters. Solomon is telling his lady how beautiful she is, and how her beauty is more than enough for him.

  • Chapter 8

    "Listen up soldier! Chapter 8 of Song of Solomon is about two young lovers who can't seem to get enough of each other. The woman expresses her love for the man and how she feels she will never be able to get enough of him.