Peter: Alright, so this is the summary of the Song of Solomon chapter 1. It's a love poem from the guy to the girl, and it's all about how much he loves her and how beautiful she is. Lois: Oh, that's so sweet! →

Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about the Song of Solomon 2. Here we go! So, the lover begins by comparing his beloved to a lily among thorns, with a voice as sweet as a turtledove. Lois: Whoa, that's kinda romantic! →

1-4. Quagmire: Alright, what do we got here? Song of Solomon 3:1-4. Stewie: Yes, it reads, "By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. →

Peter: Alright, so here's the deal with Song of Solomon Chapter 4. Lois: Oh yeah, we got a love story here folks! Peter: Yeah, it's like The Notebook, but with a Bible twist. Stewie: Ugh, how romantic. Brian: Yeah, so basically, the beloved is telling her lover how beautiful she thinks he is. →

Peter: Alright, this one's Song of Solomon 5. Now, according to the Bible, a man is trying to get into his beloved's bedroom, but she won't let him in. Lois: Oh, that's so romantic! Brian: (sarcastically) Yeah, because nothing says love like breaking and entering. →

Peter Griffin: Alright, so let's talk about Song of Solomon 6. So, uh, the Shulamite says that her beloved is like a flock of goats. Uh, so, then he's compared to a bed of spices and... Lois Griffin: Honey, can you be a little less crass? →

Peter: Alright, folks, let's dive into Song of Solomon 7. So, the man is praising the woman he loves. He's like, "your eyes are doves, your hair is like a flock of goats, your teeth are like a flock of shorn sheep" and all that. →

Peter: Alright, so, in Song of Solomon 8, we got this poem about how two lovers, Solomon and his bride, they're gonna stay together forever and ever. And then they talk about how they love each other so much, they'd do anything for each other and they'd go to the ends of the earth to be together. →