Peter Griffin: Alright, so let's talk about Song of Solomon 6. So, uh, the Shulamite says that her beloved is like a flock of goats. Uh, so, then he's compared to a bed of spices and...

Lois Griffin: Honey, can you be a little less crass?

Peter Griffin: No, come on, this is awesome stuff, Lois. So then the Shulamite continues saying that her beloved is like a tower of ivory, and then they talk about a family of gazelles and some king's chariots.

Brian Griffin: Uh, Peter, this is a book from the Bible, not a movie trailer.

Peter Griffin: Oh, come on, Brian. This is way more interesting than reading Leviticus. I mean, it's like a ancient soap opera.

Stewie Griffin: Oh, it's like that show The Bachelor, but with a religious twist.

Peter Griffin: Right! And then the Shulamite says that she's the rose of Sharon and the lily of the valley.

Lois Griffin: Oh, how romantic!

Peter Griffin: Yeah, and then her beloved is compared to a flock of goats and a bed of spices.

Brian Griffin: So, uh, Peter, what's the point of this chapter?

Peter Griffin: Well, you know, it's all about the love between the Shulamite and her beloved. It's a reminder that even though the world can be harsh, we can still find beauty and solace in love.