1-4.

Quagmire: Alright, what do we got here? Song of Solomon 3:1-4.

Stewie: Yes, it reads, "By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my soul loveth: I sought him, but I found him not. The watchmen that go about the city found me: to whom I said, Saw ye him whom my soul loveth? It was but a little that I passed from them, but I found him whom my soul loveth: I held him, and would not let him go, until I had brought him into my mother's house, and into the chamber of her that conceived me."

Brian: Wow, that's quite a song of solomon. So, uh, what's it all mean?

Quagmire: I think it means that if you're looking for love, you have to go out and look for it. Like, you can't just sit in your bedroom and hope it comes to you. You gotta go out there, search the streets and broadways, and you'll eventually find it.

Stewie: Or maybe it means if you see someone you like, you better act fast and don't let them get away!

Brian: Or maybe it means don't make out in the streets, because then the watchmen will find you.

Quagmire: Hahaha, yeah, that too!