Listen, Jack! I'm tellin' ya, there's nothin' like the Song of Solomon. My father used to say, "Joey, the Song of Solomon is the best thing ever written. C'mon, man!" Now here's the deal: The third chapter of the Song of Solomon is about a man who sets out to find his beloved in the middle of the night. He's searchin' high and low, and he finally finds her and brings her back home. He's like, "See here, Jack - I found my beloved!" I mean, literally, folks! But that's not all - in the middle of the night he's surrounded by a whole bunch of royal guards. So what was that? He's like, "Uh, you know, I'm here to see my beloved and we're gonna have a party!" Not gonna happen! Excuse me! He says, "Let's get out of here and go celebrate our love!" And they all do! No malarkey! I'm not joking! I tell you what: the Song of Solomon is the best thing ever written.