Listen, Jack, Folks, this chapter is literally one of the most romantic chapters of the Bible. It's all about a bridegroom who's looking for his bride and it's so romantic that it's almost like a fairytale. C'mon, man!

The bridegroom is searching for his beloved and calling out her name, and she's like an elusive deer that is hard to find. But finally, he finds her and they share a passionate kiss. My father used to say, "love is like a beautiful flower and it needs to be nurtured."

But then, the bridegroom has a moment of doubt and wonders if this is really the one he loves. He describes her eyes as doves and her hair as black as a raven. No malarkey!

Then, the bridegtown takes the bride back home to his mother where they share a banquet with family and friends. Here's the deal, Jack, this is a beautiful celebration of love.

But then, the bridegroom notices that the bride has fallen asleep, and he can't help but feel a little disappointed. See here, Jack, love isn't always easy but it's worth it in the end. I tell you what, that's what I believe.

So, folks, that's the end of Song of Solomon 5. Or, uh, you know, it's just the beginning of a beautiful love story. Not gonna happen, it's gonna last forever. Excuse me!