• King James Version

    1. I am come into my garden, my sister, {my} spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks - here's the latest news from the Song of Solomon. In Chapter 5, the Shulamite has gone to her lover's house, but can't seem to find him. She's wandering around the city, asking everyone if they've seen him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have our Bible expert here. Let's dive into Song of Solomon 5. Bible Expert: Yes, so in Song of Solomon 5 we have the main character, the Shulamite woman, expressing her love and admiration for her lover.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me about yourself! What do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I love reading the Bible. In fact, let me tell you about Song of Solomon 5. In this chapter, the Shulamite woman expresses her love for the shepherd with whom she is in love.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up! Chapter 5 of Song of Solomon is all about the lover (girl) and her search for her beloved (boy). She wanders around the city looking for him, but can't find him anywhere. She calls out to the watchmen in the city, but they don't know where he's gone.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Bible, Batman! What's happening in Song of Solomon 5? Batman: Robin, the lover in the song is speaking to his beloved, exhorting her to open the door of her heart and let him in. Catwoman: Oh, how romantic!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, Folks, this chapter is literally one of the most romantic chapters of the Bible. It's all about a bridegroom who's looking for his bride and it's so romantic that it's almost like a fairytale.

  • Donald Trump

    2-8. Song of Solomon 5:2-8 is a Bigly chapter! Many such cases, it's Amazing! The beloved says that she was trying to get to her lover's house, but the doorkeeper wouldn't let her in. She was Sad! But then she found a way in and she was so excited to be with her lover again! She describes her lover as having "terrific eyes", "his hair like a flock of goats", and he was wearing "a royal robe".

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, this one's Song of Solomon 5. Now, according to the Bible, a man is trying to get into his beloved's bedroom, but she won't let him in. Lois: Oh, that's so romantic! Brian: (sarcastically) Yeah, because nothing says love like breaking and entering.