• King James Version

    1. These {be} the words which Moses spake unto all Israel on this side Jordan in the wilderness, in the plain over against the Red {sea}, between Paran, and Tophel, and Laban, and Hazeroth, and Dizahab.

  • Norm

    So, in Deuteronomy 1, we got Moses recounting the stories of the Israelites' 40 year journey in the wilderness after their exodus from Egypt. Man, 40 years in the desert, that's like an eternity! Anyway, Moses reminds them of how God gave them the Ten Commandments, and he also reminds them of some of the laws that God gave them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: "Alright, so our guest today is a Bible expert who is going to give us a Breakdown of Deuteronomy 1. So what's going on in this chapter?" Bible Expert: "Well, Deuteronomy 1 opens with Moses recapping the 40 years of wandering the wilderness and how God had been with the Israelites during that time.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar. I specialize in Deuteronomy 1. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, that's nice. Anything else?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! This is Deuteronomy 1. This chapter talks about how Moses was leading the Israelites to the Promised Land, after having been on a 40-year journey. God told Moses to appoint wise and understanding leaders from each of the twelve tribes to help him lead the people.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, let us review the exciting chapter of Deuteronomy 1! Robin: Yes, Batman! Batman: God sent Moses to lead the Israelites to the land of Canaan. Robin: So exciting! Batman: Indeed! Moses then gathered the people together, reminding them of all the laws that God had given them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. We gotta go way back, folks. Deuteronomy 1 is all about the time the people of Israel were headed to the Promised Land. So, Moses is speaking to the people and he's telling them all the malarkey they gotta do to enter the Promised Land and live right.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 1 was a tremendous chapter! Very, very tremendous. It began with Moses talking to the Israelites about how they were on the edge of the Promised Land, and how they should listen to God's instructions and make sure to obey them.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Okay, time for Deuteronomy! Stewie: Ooh, I know this one! It's the one where Moses and the Israelites are about to enter the Promised Land, and God gives them a pep talk about their journey. Peter: Yeah, like the one in The Lion King when Mufasa talks to Simba about the Circle of Life.