• King James Version

    1. And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day. / 2. And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister:

  • Norm

    Hey, it's Norm MacDonald with the summary of Deuteronomy 27. So this chapter is all about a big celebration Israel is having, and the Israelites gather stones, set them up, and write all the laws of Moses on them.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: So, Deuteronomy 27. What's going on here? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about the covenant that God makes with the people of Israel. The people of Israel are instructed to gather rocks and build an altar and then make a declaration of the covenant.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. Where are you from? Contestant: I'm from California, but I'd like to tell you about Deuteronomy 27. Alex Trebek: (sighs exasperatedly) What is that?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Hey, LISTEN UP! This is Deuteronomy 27. You better pay attention, cause it's important. So here's what's happening. Moses is leading the people of Israel to the Promised Land. He's telling them to build an altar of stones and write the law of God on them.

  • Batman

    Joker: Hey, Batty! What a great day for a little Bible study, don't you think? Batman: Joker, you shouldn't be here. This is a holy place. Joker: But I wanted to get in on the action! Robin: In Deuteronomy 27, God commands the Israelites to erect a memorial of stones and inscribe the laws of God on them.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, here's the deal. In Deuteronomy 27, the Lord tells Moses and the people of Israel to literally write down his commands and keep them on stones. Then, they have to stand on Mount Ebal and Gerizim and read out the commands to the people.

  • Donald Trump

    Today, we’re talking about Deuteronomy 27. This is a bigly chapter and it’s full of great stuff. So let’s get to it. First, the Lord instructed the people of Israel to build an altar of stones and cover it with plaster.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, let's see what's happening in Deuteronomy 27. Lois: So, what does it say? Peter: Well, it says that the people of Israel are to go to Mount Ebal and build an altar there. Then the Levites are to write all the curses of the law on stones.