• King James Version

    1. If {one} be found slain in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it, lying in the field, {and} it be not known who hath slain him: / 2. Then thy elders and thy judges shall come forth, and they shall measure unto the cities which {are} round about him that is slain:

  • Norm

    Alright, so Deuteronomy 21. This one's about a bunch of rules for the Israelites, like what to do if you capture a female prisoner of war or find a dead body in the middle of nowhere. So, if you find yourself in a situation like that, you know what to do.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're on Deuteronomy 21. What can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, this chapter is all about laws and regulations that were given to the Israelites by God. It covers many topics, such as how to treat prisoners of war and what to do if a thief is found guilty of a crime.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Okay, tell me, what's your favorite hobby? Contestant: Well, my favorite hobby is summarizing Bible chapters. Alex: *sighs* Okay, go ahead then. What's your summary for Deuteronomy 21? Contestant: Deuteronomy 21 talks about the law for an unsolved murder.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! You better pay attention and learn what this here Bible chapter is all about! This chapter is about Deuteronomy 21 and it's all about justice. If y'all come across a body in the middle of nowhere, there are special rules for how you handle it.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy cow, Batman! What's the story with Deuteronomy 21? Batman: It's a chapter about justice, Robin. It states that if someone is found dead in an open field, the elders of the nearest town must take a heifer that has never been worked and break its neck in the field.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, I'm not gonna lie to ya - Deuteronomy 21 is a tricky one. See, it's all about how to handle a situation if a dead body is found in a field, and here's the deal: if the dead body is found in a field that belongs to someone, the elders of the nearest city have to take a heifer and cut its throat.

  • Donald Trump

    Deuteronomy 21 is all about the great laws of the Lord. In this chapter, the Lord tells us how we should handle certain cases - many such cases! - and how to deal with criminals and criminals’ families.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Deuteronomy 21. It's all about rules for dealing with unsolved murder cases. Lois: Wow, that's pretty dark. Stewie: Yeah, but it's not as dark as the ending to Game of Thrones.