• King James Version

    1. The priests the Levites, {and} all the tribe of Levi, shall have no part nor inheritance with Israel: they shall eat the offerings of the LORD made by fire, and his inheritance. / 2. Therefore shall they have no inheritance among their brethren: the LORD {is} their inheritance, as he hath said unto them.

  • Norm

    Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is the Deuteronomy 18 Update. So here's the deal: according to this chapter, the Lord has set aside the Levites, who will have no inheritance in the land, and instead serve as priests within the community.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright! We've got a real Bible expert on the show today! What do we got in Deuteronomy 18? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, in this chapter, God gives instructions to the Israelites about how to live. He tells them to stay away from the practices of other nations, such as sacrificing their children or consulting mediums and spiritists.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Well, I'm sure it's been a great experience for you so far. Tell me, what have you been doing with your life lately?" Contestant: "Well, I've been reading the Bible and I just finished Deuteronomy 18.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! You wanna know about Deuteronomy 18? Well, here it is: God says that he's gonna provide for you a prophet like Moses, so you'd better listen up when he talks. The prophet will be from among your people, so don't go lookin' for no foreigners to do your prophetin'.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the 18th chapter of Deuteronomy is a very important one. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It commands us to reject the practices of the nations around us and instead to follow the teachings of the Lord.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: I'm not joking, folks, Deuteronomy 18 is all about a really important concept: no malarkey! We've got to honor God and the priests He set up, no ifs ands or buts about it.

  • Donald Trump

    The deep state is trying to keep us from reading Deuteronomy 18, but we have to, because it's a bigly deal! In it, God tells us that He has chosen the Levites to be priests and serve Him. It's a pretty terrific responsibility! God also says that if there are any other prophets around, the people should listen to them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Deuteronomy 18 is all about not sacrificing your children, right? Lois: Right! It also talks about not practicing divination or sorcery, and not consulting the dead. Brian: Yeah, and it talks about how God will bring a prophet like Moses, who will be able to tell the people God's will.