Listen up, maggots! You wanna know about Deuteronomy 18? Well, here it is: God says that he's gonna provide for you a prophet like Moses, so you'd better listen up when he talks. The prophet will be from among your people, so don't go lookin' for no foreigners to do your prophetin'. Anybody who tries to speak for God or pretend to be a prophet better watch it, 'cause God's gonna put 'em to death. Also, no divinations, no witchcraft, no consulting with the dead, no sorcery, and no pagan worship. That's God's orders, so don't even think about it. That's all you need to know about Deuteronomy 18. Any questions?