Listen up ya bootlickers! This is Deuteronomy 11, and you better get it straight! This chapter is all about the commands of God and how you better pay attention to them. You want to be blessed, don't ya? Well then, obey what God tells ya! He's gonna give ya great land if you do, but if you don't, you'll be cursed! So even though you might be tempted to disobey, don't do it! God is gonna give ya the land of Canaan if you obey and stay true to Him. He'll even give ya rain if you do what He says, which is pretty generous. So don't forget it, 'cause He ain't gonna forget it. Now get to it!