Alex Trebek: Alright, so, how did you two meet?

Contestant: Well, Alex, it's a funny story. I was reading the Bible and I was in the book of Deuteronomy, so I thought I'd share a summary of chapter 11.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Of course you were. Go ahead.

Contestant: Deuteronomy 11 is all about God's commands to the Israelites to keep His laws and statutes. He reminds them of the miracles He performed when they were in Egypt and how He led them out of slavery. He also warns them to not forget the Lord or go after other gods, and promises blessings if they are obedient.

Alex Trebek (trying to sound upbeat): Uh, okay. Well, how about you two tell me about your first date?